Meet your skin’s new everyday essential. No Crap In It Tallow Balm is a rich, buttery balm made from just a handful of simple, wholesome ingredients, whipped to melt into skin for deep, lasting moisture. A base of grass-fed tallow, cold-pressed olive oil, jojoba oil, and beeswax gives dry, thirsty skin the kind of nourishment it drinks right up, leaving it feeling soft, smooth, and comfortable.
Why you’ll love it
- Deeply moisturizing: grass-fed tallow is naturally rich in vitamins A, D, E, and K plus skin-loving fatty acids, for rich moisture that absorbs without feeling greasy.
- A little goes a long way: just a dab melts in, so one jar lasts and lasts.
- Made for dry, sensitive-feeling skin: a short, simple ingredient list with nothing you can’t pronounce.
- Face and body: smooth onto cheeks, elbows, hands, or anywhere skin feels dry.
How to use
Warm a small amount between your fingertips and massage into clean, dry, or damp skin wherever you need extra moisture.
Choose your scent: Lavender for something calming and cozy, or Milk & Honey for a warm, subtly sweet vanilla-honey finish.
Monthly subscription · Subscribe & save
Save 10% on every order with free shipping, always. Your No Crap In It items ship together in one box each month on the third Friday, billed on the 10th. Choose 1, 2, or 3 months at checkout, and skip or cancel anytime from your account.
Clean ingredients by blend
- Lavender: grass-fed tallow, cold pressed olive oil, jojoba oil, lavender, frankincense, beeswax
- Milk & Honey: grass-fed tallow, cold pressed olive oil, jojoba oil, french vanilla, honey, beeswax
Handmade in small batches in Texas, USA. Gluten free, lactose free, and non-GMO.
For external use only. We recommend a small patch test before first use, and to discontinue use if irritation occurs. Keep out of reach of children.
Shipping
- Free shipping on orders over $100.
- Orders ship from our boutique in Michigan within 1–3 business days.
- Most orders arrive in 3–6 business days from the time of purchase.
- $8.50 flat-rate shipping on most orders.
- Need something fast? Expedited shipping is available for $16.99 at checkout to skip the shipping queue and get your order quickly via UPS 2nd Day Air.
Returns & Exchanges
- 14-day return & exchange window on qualifying items
- Add "Return & Package Protection" at checkout for $2.98 (return shipping covered)
- Some exclusions apply. Return policy
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Meet your skin’s new everyday essential. No Crap In It Tallow Balm is a rich, buttery balm made from just a handful of simple, wholesome ingredients, whipped to melt into skin for deep, lasting moisture. A base of grass-fed tallow, cold-pressed olive oil, jojoba oil, and beeswax gives dry, thirsty skin the kind of nourishment it drinks right up, leaving it feeling soft, smooth, and comfortable.
Why you’ll love it
- Deeply moisturizing: grass-fed tallow is naturally rich in vitamins A, D, E, and K plus skin-loving fatty acids, for rich moisture that absorbs without feeling greasy.
- A little goes a long way: just a dab melts in, so one jar lasts and lasts.
- Made for dry, sensitive-feeling skin: a short, simple ingredient list with nothing you can’t pronounce.
- Face and body: smooth onto cheeks, elbows, hands, or anywhere skin feels dry.
How to use
Warm a small amount between your fingertips and massage into clean, dry, or damp skin wherever you need extra moisture.
Choose your scent: Lavender for something calming and cozy, or Milk & Honey for a warm, subtly sweet vanilla-honey finish.
Monthly subscription · Subscribe & save
Save 10% on every order with free shipping, always. Your No Crap In It items ship together in one box each month on the third Friday, billed on the 10th. Choose 1, 2, or 3 months at checkout, and skip or cancel anytime from your account.
Clean ingredients by blend
- Lavender: grass-fed tallow, cold pressed olive oil, jojoba oil, lavender, frankincense, beeswax
- Milk & Honey: grass-fed tallow, cold pressed olive oil, jojoba oil, french vanilla, honey, beeswax
Handmade in small batches in Texas, USA. Gluten free, lactose free, and non-GMO.
For external use only. We recommend a small patch test before first use, and to discontinue use if irritation occurs. Keep out of reach of children.
Shipping
- Free shipping on orders over $100.
- Orders ship from our boutique in Michigan within 1–3 business days.
- Most orders arrive in 3–6 business days from the time of purchase.
- $8.50 flat-rate shipping on most orders.
- Need something fast? Expedited shipping is available for $16.99 at checkout to skip the shipping queue and get your order quickly via UPS 2nd Day Air.
Returns & Exchanges
- 14-day return & exchange window on qualifying items
- Add "Return & Package Protection" at checkout for $2.98 (return shipping covered)
- Some exclusions apply. Return policy

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