Key:
Spicy- I like it xtra SPICY
Butts- I like big butts
Tip- Just the tip to see how it feels
Fork- Forkity Fork fork fork
Hung- Well hung
Hooker- Hooker on the weekends
Rub- I rub my own meat
Fuckity- Fuckity fuck fuck fuck
Ringmaster- Ringmaster of the shitshow

100% Heavy Cotton Twill Canvas
36" L x 26" W, with 60" adjustable straps
Screen-printed with eco-friendly dyes
Pocket for storing utensils
Tie in either front or back

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